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Tue, 13 Sep 2011 23:16:05 -0700

Kitty doesn’t want to surrender the cigarette. Probably...

Mon, 16 May 2011 22:06:41 -0700

Kitty doesn’t want to surrender the cigarette.

Probably not addicted to nicotine so much as protecting its first catch.

Oink.

Fri, 13 May 2011 18:26:07 -0700

Oink.

Fri, 13 May 2011 18:23:35 -0700

Looking for someone to roast a pig! (Vancouver)

Date: 2011-05-13, 4:59PM PDT
Reply to: job-5ntr9-2379807090@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}

Want to do an old fashioned pig roast for my buddy’s bachelor party somewhere in Vancouver on a weekend in early June. (Still have to secure a location). I’d provide the pig (as well as rent the spit, and BBQ if required) but I have no idea how to roast a pig. Looking for someone who does. Name your price:)

Location: Vancouver
Compensation: $1+
This is a part-time job.
Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

If anyone is unable to use their ticket to Northern Voice tomorrow @ me, DM me. #nv11

Fri, 13 May 2011 02:34:39 -0700

If anyone is unable to use their ticket to Northern Voice tomorrow @ me, DM me. #nv11

Got an analogy that explains Twitter to 12-year olds? Do share.

Wed, 11 May 2011 08:40:53 -0700

Got an analogy that explains Twitter to 12-year olds? Do share.

Gregg Alas the wretched, the hungry, the poor are finally being fed--by McDonald's Dollar Menu.

Tue, 10 May 2011 21:09:29 -0700

Gregg Alas the wretched, the hungry, the poor are finally being fed--by McDonald's Dollar Menu.

Gregg "Why would anyone be nervous going into the third with a one goal lead?" Tony Gallagher on Province live chat.

Tue, 10 May 2011 02:04:44 -0700

Gregg "Why would anyone be nervous going into the third with a one goal lead?" Tony Gallagher on Province live chat.

Gregg Hey @ShaneOBrien55! While you're on the ice I'm tweeting your girlfriend.

Sun, 08 May 2011 11:45:43 -0700

Gregg Hey @ShaneOBrien55! While you're on the ice I'm tweeting your girlfriend.

A cigar before bed—a Y&M licorice cigar as is custom.

Sun, 08 May 2011 05:18:46 -0700

A cigar before bed—a Y&M licorice cigar as is custom.

BREAKING. Bin Laden lived like a slob. A&E to produce Hoarders: Sleeper Cell edition.

Sat, 07 May 2011 19:35:52 -0700

BREAKING. Bin Laden lived like a slob. A&E to produce Hoarders: Sleeper Cell edition.

Gregg What did humans cry into before there were pillows?

Sat, 07 May 2011 19:34:29 -0700

Gregg What did humans cry into before there were pillows?

Christy Clark’s attack on David Eby reveals her to be a Sarah Palin, a Fascistic simpleton,...

Sat, 07 May 2011 12:50:53 -0700

Christy Clark’s attack on David Eby reveals her to be a Sarah Palin, a Fascistic simpleton, distorting and moralizing false issues.

I’m withholding judgement on the story of the capture of Osama Bin Laden until I have a chance...

Sat, 07 May 2011 01:39:36 -0700

I’m withholding judgement on the story of the capture of Osama Bin Laden until I have a chance to see the shooting script.

Gregg You can't find out who saw your profile. You won't see what you'll look like in the future. You won't know what that man saw when he walked in on his daughter. There are no free IPads. And you can't see the video of Osama's death... Please stop clicking the spam links because by doing so you expose yourself and friends to virus risks. Go to Account>Account Settings>Account Security, then √ Secure Browsing (https).

Sat, 07 May 2011 01:38:36 -0700

Gregg You can't find out who saw your profile. You won't see what you'll look like in the future. You won't know what that man saw when he walked in on his daughter. There are no free IPads. And you can't see the video of Osama's death... Please stop clicking the spam links because by doing so you expose yourself and friends to virus risks. Go to Account>Account Settings>Account Security, then √ Secure Browsing (https).

Gregg The best people I know I met in radio.

Fri, 06 May 2011 07:25:59 -0700

Gregg The best people I know I met in radio.

Canucks chat with the great writers of The Province. http://bit.ly/kGafay #canucks

Thu, 05 May 2011 23:54:23 -0700

Canucks chat with the great writers of The Province. http://bit.ly/kGafay #canucks

Gregg For their wedding, the government of Canada gave William & Kate a set of wilderness gear and a donation to the coast guard--making us the only country to gift the Royal couple a Survivor challenge.

Thu, 05 May 2011 12:50:03 -0700

Gregg For their wedding, the government of Canada gave William & Kate a set of wilderness gear and a donation to the coast guard--making us the only country to gift the Royal couple a Survivor challenge.

I could’ve been your Mr. Right. You could’ve been the woman of my dreams. But...

Thu, 05 May 2011 05:55:52 -0700

I could’ve been your Mr. Right. You could’ve been the woman of my dreams. But we’ll never know as you were texting the whole god damn time.

Gregg To mark the end of his so-called ‘Violent Torpedo Of Truth' tour Charlie Sheen did what most self-proclaimed rock stars do--hung out with porn stars and snorted cocaine. Or as he refers to it ‘spending a little quiet time at home’.

Wed, 04 May 2011 19:34:38 -0700

Gregg To mark the end of his so-called ‘Violent Torpedo Of Truth' tour Charlie Sheen did what most self-proclaimed rock stars do--hung out with porn stars and snorted cocaine. Or as he refers to it ‘spending a little quiet time at home’.