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Looking for someone to roast a pig! (Vancouver)
Date: 2011-05-13, 4:59PM PDT Reply to: job-5ntr9-2379807090@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Want to do an old fashioned pig roast for my buddy’s bachelor party somewhere in Vancouver on a weekend in early June. (Still have to secure a location). I’d provide the pig (as well as rent the spit, and BBQ if required) but I have...
If anyone is unable to use their ticket to Northern Voice tomorrow @ me, DM me. #nv11
Got an analogy that explains Twitter to 12-year olds? Do share.
Gregg Alas the wretched, the hungry, the poor are... →
Gregg "Why would anyone be nervous going into the... →
Gregg Hey @ShaneOBrien55! While you're on the ice... →
A cigar before bed—a Y&M licorice cigar as is custom.
BREAKING. Bin Laden lived like a slob. A&E to produce Hoarders: Sleeper Cell edition.
Gregg What did humans cry into before there were... →
Christy Clark’s attack on David Eby reveals her to be a Sarah Palin, a Fascistic simpleton, distorting and moralizing false issues.
I’m withholding judgement on the story of the capture of Osama Bin Laden until I have a chance to see the shooting script.
Gregg You can't find out who saw your profile. You... →
Gregg The best people I know I met in radio. →
Canucks chat with the great writers of The Province. http://bit.ly/kGafay #canucks
Gregg For their wedding, the government of Canada... →
I could’ve been your Mr. Right. You could’ve been the woman of my dreams. But we’ll never know as you were texting the whole god damn time.
Gregg To mark the end of his so-called ‘Violent... →
Is it possible I can smell the fire from Richmond here in Kits? Oh, wait. Never mind. It’s my neighbor and his bong.
Gregg I can't take a crowd seriously when they're... →
Sources saying headshot that killed Osama Bin Laden came from a grassy knoll.
Food bloggers and film writers? “Forks Over Knives” screening in Seattle tomorrow night. http://t.co/5vNvcdc via @eventbrite
Gregg The only thing missing from Michael... →
Bin Laden was wrapped in a white sheet, placed in a weighted bag + dropped into the water in a ceremony in accord with Muslim law + the Mob.
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Gregg Merrill Markoe Liked one of my Facebook... →
Sponsored Tweet On Osama →
I can’t help but think the announcement was partially timed to influence the Canadian election. #elxn41
RT @oakridge604: The Whitecaps have scored more goals in the last 3 games than the Canucks have. #killmenow
Gregg Last minute Harper massage parlour smear of... →
So what Jack Layton went to a massage parlour—that just tells me he supports immigration. #elxn41 #cdnpoli
April 2011
Last minute Harper massage parlour smear of Jack Layton strongly affects poll results—support for NDP by men quadruples overnight. #elxn41
Gregg Someone who played the Extra on Lotto Max in... →
Royal Wedding take-away: A guy must have a great suit, a cool set of wheels and nice place to live. #royalwedding
Gregg So Prince William is getting hitched...but... →
The achilles heel for the both Vancouver Canucks players and their fans has been overconfidence. So let’s hush up for now and let them play.
Gregg Cheers to LeadNow.ca and ShitHarperDid.com... →
Gregg Sometimes, I wish I enjoyed drinking more. I... →
Via @imacvansun’s article Daniel Sedin says “we can’t get too emotional.” Are you effing kidding me? if not now, when?
Gregg On this Easter Sunday we look to His... →
Gregg On this Easter weekend we look forward to... →
New dad Elton John was interviewed by Barbara Walters tonight—it looked like he’s having a hard time losing some of that baby weight.
Facebook pwns Twitter again with feature additions to messages—full threads, take a picture or video, attach a file, send as a text.
Gregg is now friends with...never mind. →
I still use a landline because I don’t want the government to be able to track where I am.
Instead of playing the piano Harper’s handlers should show him doing what he actually would do in office—lying and avoiding the press.
I just ‘Liked’ the announcement of someone’s death. Facebook needs way more options.
Gregg Through the last two games Roberto Luongo... →